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Relive our Greatest Hits with our Full Episode Guide
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Season 1
Episode 14:
Trouble In Paradise
Join Carrie and Penny as they take back Eden on the final episode of season 1! Grab a book, a beverage of choice, and come along for the ride as they explore the concept of paradise in a quirky and sometimes chaotic way.
Episode 13:
Trad Wives
Come for the trad-wife debate. Stay for the childhood dress-code trauma and everything in between.
Episode 12:
Flerfers
Follow along with Carrie and Penny as they discuss all the science stuff... from the origins of the universe to fictional elements to the reaction that results in Jello shots! Their chemistry together is hilarious!
Episode 11:
Quinquagenarian
Join Carrie and Penny on their mystical magical adventure as they discuss the chaos of life, milestone birthdays, and of course... dragons.
Episode 10:
Palomas and Porta Potties
Penny and Carrie celebrate their 10th episode anniversary and discuss their recent experiences, including a "marathon," drink tasting, and childhood religious trauma. They also share book and drink recommendations and look ahead to upcoming events.
Episode 9:
May the 4th Be with You
Blast off with Carrie and Penny to a galaxy far, far away as they discuss Star Wars lore, unpack some repressed childhood trauma, relay crazy prom stories, and talk about seemingly everything else that come to their minds. The force is strong with this episode.
Episode 8:
Marshmallow Peep Show
Come for the concert chaos, stay for the running delusion, and leave with at least one book rec you'll have to hide from polite society.
Episode 7:
Hot Honey
Listen in on what Carrie and Penny did for the sake of the podcast during February 2026.
Episode 6:
Four Chili Peppers
Valentine's Day, for the sake of the podcast, gets a little personal and even more spicier!
Episode 5:
Holiday Hustle
Family traditions, stories, and daring rescues.
Episode 4:
End of the Rainbow
The luck of the Irish was with Carrie and Penny on this St. Patty's Day episode full of hilarious banter about rainbows, running, and random chaos.
Episode 3:
Where it hit the fan
From family dynamics gone slightly off the rails to ringing in the New Year with questionable decisions and even worse timing, this episode proves that nothing bring people together like shared trauma and tequila. Pull up a chair, grab a drink (maybe not near faulty plumbing) and enjoy the holiday chaos with us.
Episode 2:
The Christmas Caganer
This week, we're decking the halls with family Christmas chaos, taking a sleigh ride through the weirdest and funnies Christmas traditions from around the world, and asking the very important question: Why does Instagram insist we film ourselves doing things no one asked for?
Episode 1:
Official Pilot Episode
Carrie and Penny introduce the concept of the show, engage in random banter, throw out the original gauntlet challenge for the podcast, and - as always - talk about books.